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Wife to Her Husband

Funny SMS, Wife SMS October 20, 2011 Eshaal

Wife to Her Husband on Phone: “Where the Hell Are You … ?”

Husband: ” Darling You Remember That Jewelery Shop Where You Saw The Diamond Necklace and Totally Fell In Love With It and I Didn’t Have Money That Time and I said: “Baby It’ll Be Yours 1 Day”

Wife, With A Smile & Blushing: “Yeah I Remember That My Love !”

Husband: ” I m In The coffee shop Just Next To That Shop ” 😛 xD 😉

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Translate into english

Barish - Rainy day SMS, Funny SMS October 11, 2011 Eshaal

Teacher: “Translate into english..

In Barishon Se Dosti Achi Nahi FaraZ..

Kachcha Tera Makan Hai Kuch To Khayal Kar!” . … .

Sardar: ‘Friendship With These Rains Is Not Good FaraZ..

How Cheap Is Your Home, Behave Yourself!…

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Exam Hall

Exams SMS, Funny SMS October 8, 2011 Eshaal

7 Things Girls Do In an Exam Hall:

1. Write
2. Tuck Hair Behind Ears
3. Again Write
… 4. Chnge d Empty Refill
5. Again Write
6. Ask for Extra Sheet
7. Again Keep Writing

Seven things Boys do in an Exam Hall:

1. Count d No of Girls
2. Check Out the Young Lady Supervisor
3. Counting hw many windows n doors..
4. Revising the Location of Chits in d Pockets
5. Seeing the Brand Name of the Pen
6. Regreting Wasting the Last Nght Studying
7. Think 2 study well atleast 4 nxt xam

& After Exams…

Girls: u Knw Paper Bahut Kharab Gaaya, it ws so Lengthy I Culd’nt Draw a Diagram… I am Going to Fail (Means 80+ Marks)

Boys: Fun Hai Yaar, Saala Ek Raat Padh Ke Paas… Chal Dhabe Pe Chal K Parothe Khayen 😀

agree or not???? 😛

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Go to Hell…

Funny SMS, Insult sms October 8, 2011 Eshaal
Girl: hi baby..:*
boy: hii jaan…(sending faild)

girl: r u here?? 🙁
boy: yes yes..i m here…(sending faild)
… …
girl: r u ignorng me or what?? :s
boy: honey i m nt..i m ryt here..(sending faild)

girl: its over..dnt u evr talk to me again !! :@
boy: Damn ! go to hell.. :@ (message sent) :O :O

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A silly Tourist

Funny SMS, Motivational Quotes SMS, story sms October 6, 2011 Eshaal

A silly Tourist

asked a boat guy:

Do you know Biology,

Psychology,

Geography,

Geology??

The Boat guy said:

No to all the Questions..

The tourist then said:

What the hell you know on the face of this earth??

You will die of illiteracy!!

After a while the boat started sinking, so

the boatman asked the tourist:

Do you know Swimology and Espology from Crocdilogy??

The tourist said: No!!

The boat guy replied:

Well you will drownology and crocodilogy will eat your

Assology and you will Dieology because of your Badmouthology! 😀 😀

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