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I will kill u for free

Funny SMS November 6, 2009 Eshaal

i am a killer!
i kill poople for money,
i am a killer! i kill people for money,
but ur my friend, so i will kill u for free of cost.

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I am beautiful, which tense is it?

Funny SMS November 6, 2009 Eshaal

A very old lady teacher of English
ask this question with the class:

When I say “I am beautiful”, which tense is it?

One pupil answered: Its the past tense of course.

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When she is in problem again

Funny SMS November 6, 2009 Eshaal

Thought of the day:
“if u help a gal when she is in problem,
she will always remember u
only when she is in problem again..!!”

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Wife:What is 10 years with me?

Funny SMS, Wife SMS November 6, 2009 Eshaal

Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.

Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.

Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second

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Two devils came in 2 my dreams.

Funny SMS, Insult sms November 6, 2009 Eshaal

Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”

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