Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.

Funny SMS, Sardar SMS November 4, 2009 Eshaal

Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y did’nt u ecchanged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody
2 exchange in the lower birth..

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house…
still he was in jail…….why?
coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !

On a romantic day sardar’s girlfriend asks him

Funny SMS, Sardar SMS November 3, 2009 Eshaal

On a romantic day sardar’s girlfriend asks him,
“Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?”
Sardar : “Ya sure, from landline or mobile”.

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.

Sardar SMS November 3, 2009 Eshaal

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Don’t worry, I have a one more.

A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl

Funny SMS, Sardar SMS November 3, 2009 Eshaal

A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her.
Girl: “STUPID what r u doing?”
Sardar: B.Com final year”