A Sweet Story.
Once a girl asked a boy:
Why we have units 2 measure weight,Height,Force,Speed,Distance etc.But nothing 2 measure Luv,Trust,Frndship.Why?
Boy thought for a while,took her in arms,
looked in her deep eyes and said:
.
.
Dekh janu dimag mat kha!
Already physics mein supply hy….

Boy….
tum larkiyaan itni khabsorat kyn hoti hooo .
Girls..
kyn k ALLAH ney hum ko apney hatoon sey banaya hai
Boy….
bol tu aise rahi ho jesey hum net sey download howe hain

Once there was a pukha kuta .

He was very pukha .

He was phiring here and there .

He ponchya at the shop of chacha raheem .

He chukya the botee and nus gya from there.

When he guzrya from nalay alay pul to

he saw aik hor kuta.

He became very shoda.

He ponkya at him and his apni boti v daig gai.

MORAL :-

JO DOOSRYAN NAAL KUTYAAN WAALI KERDA

HAI ONDAY NAAL V KUTYAAN VAALI HONDI A

Kal mili wo mjhse shaam ke waqt

Bujhi bujhi se Jhuki jhuki si

Udasio me rachi basi si….

Jo mene pocha! Udass Q ho??

Jhuka ke palkainchupa ke chehra

Galay se lag ke belak belak ke

Ro ro ke thak ke lagi wo khne

itna romantic msg lkha tah tum ko,

Abbu ke number par chala gaya..;-(

1. Rajnikanth in DHOOM-2 with katrina’s Grand Daughter.

2. Shahid, Saif attended Kareena’s 8th Wedding.

3. Petrol 984/litter

4. CNG 950/Kg

5. SRK’s Daughter becomes Heroine with Big B in chini Khatam.

6. CID completed  one lac episode.

7. Nokia launches new phone with 20 Sim cards, 900 GB Built in memory, Camera, Music and video player, Wife, 5G, Gps, Tv, Frigde and washing machine

(all in phone).

8. Kis ne kaha tah ke pepsi 650 ki kr do…