Ek budha aya sath me ek budhya ko laya..

hotel me ja ke waiter ko bulaya

dono ne apna apna order mangaya

phle budhe ne khaya budhya ne pankha hilaya

phr budya ne khaya budhe ne pankha hilaya

ye dkh kr waiter sharmaya or usne farmaya..

ae laila majnoo ke maa baap……

tum 2no me itna pyar he to khana ek sath ku nai khaya??

is par budhe ne farmaya….

beta tera sawal to naik he…

per hmare sath danto ka set sirf ek he.. 😀

In a school function K.G boy started closing hi s Ears with both hands when a girl was about to start her speech..

His Teacher asked him: Why r u closing ur ears??

He replied.

“Actually she is the one whom I love..&  She is  gonna start her speech with “My dear brother & sisters..”

Angel-wat do u want?
Boy-a beautiful girl.
Angel-if u r muslim i’ll give u katrina.if u r hindu i’ll give u kareena………
if u r christian i’ll give u genelia,
whats ur name?
Boy-sheikh vinod fernandes
Angel-give him MEERA for trying to be over smart!!:D

Your Silly Silly Two Eyes Took
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away the REST Of My Heart
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The Rest Of My Heart Was
Taken Away By ur Silly Silly Two Eyes…!
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Samajh Nahi Aaya?
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Ab Aa Jaye Ga
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Tere Mast Mast Do Nain Mere Dil Ka Legaye Chain.
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Mere Dil Ka Legay Chain Tere Mast Mast Do Nain.