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There’s a bomb in my garden!

Funny SMS November 3, 2009 Eshaal

Man: Officer! There’s a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don’t worry. If no one claims it
Within three days, you can keep it.

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I say she’s no good!

Funny SMS November 3, 2009 Eshaal

Father: Your teacher says she finds it
Impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That’s why I say she’s no good!

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Khuda ke Ghar say Kuch Gadhey farar hogaye

Funny SMS November 3, 2009 Eshaal

Khuda ke Ghar say Kuch Gadhey farar hogaye
kuch to pakray gayai
kuch hamare yaar hogaye

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When u feel lonely and alone

Funny SMS November 3, 2009 Eshaal

When u feel lonely and alone
& cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me
i’ll take u to an eye specialist !!

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What happens when a lion roars thrice?

Funny SMS November 3, 2009 Eshaal

What happens when a lion roars thrice?
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Any guess?
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Ok i will tell you..
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Tom & jerry cartoon begins!

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