Man at medical store:I need poison Funny SMS, Marriage SMS November 4, 2009 Eshaal Man at medical store:I need poison Chemist: I can’t sell you that Man shows his marriage certificate . . . Chemist: Oh! sorry, I didn’t knew u had a prescription. Read More Leave a comment
efore and after marriage Funny SMS, Marriage SMS November 4, 2009 Eshaal Before Marriage:- He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait she:do you want me 2 leave? He: No! don’t even think about it She: do you love me ? He:ofcourse! over n over! She:have u ever cheated on me? He:No!y r u even asking? She:will u go on wid me on picnic? He:every chance I get! She:will u hit me ? He:R u crazy?I’m not that kind of person! She:can I trust u? He:yes.. She: Darling! After marriage… Now simply read from bottom to top Read More Leave a comment
Don’t kill the students Funny SMS November 4, 2009 Eshaal A student was asked 2 write a signboard 4 the traffic rules near da college campus He wrote:- “Drive Carefully! Don’t kill the students, wait for the Teachers” Read More Leave a comment
A pakistani man goes for fishing Funny SMS November 4, 2009 Eshaal A pakistani man goes for fishing, catches a big fish. Comes home and askks his wife to cookthe fish. Wife says she can’t as there is no gas, no electricity, no atta(floor) and no cooking oil to fry it in. Man goes and puts the fish back in the river. Fish comes up to the surface and shouts “Pakistan Zindabad” Read More Leave a comment
Jayengay car main, aayengay akhbar main Funny SMS November 4, 2009 Eshaal Once a husband and wife were preparing to go office and the wife thought she would drive today for the office. Wife : Chalo na car me kahin ghumne chalte hai, aur car me drive karungi! Huband : “Agar tum car drive karogi to jayenge car mein, aayenge akhbaar mein”!! Read More Leave a comment
