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If dentists make films, the names will be

Funny SMS November 6, 2009 Eshaal

If dentists make films,?the names will be –
*Daant ho na ho
*Jaanam brush karo
*Aa ab clean karen
*Kabhi teeth kabhi gum
*Humara daant aapke paas hai!:-)

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A child after 3 month of marriage

Funny SMS, Sardar SMS November 6, 2009 Eshaal

A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage.
He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?

Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?
sardar:3 months.

Wife: or meri shadi ko ?
Sardar: 3 months

Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?
Sardar:3 month.

Wife: total kitne hue?
Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing
Balle Balle;-…
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Khoon-e-jiger B na chora zalim ne

Funny SMS, Poetry SMS November 6, 2009 Eshaal

Dil diya tha MOHABBT ki nishani samajh kar,
Wo kha gaya use BIRYANI samajh kar.
Khoon-e-jiger B na chora zalim ne,
Wo B pi gaya LIMON PANI samajh kar.

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Sardar going to shikaar

Funny SMS, Sardar SMS November 6, 2009 Eshaal

Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha
Wife: y r u standing here?
Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon
Wife: To jao na..!
Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai

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Sharafat se roz SMS kia karo warna

Funny SMS, Poetry SMS November 6, 2009 Eshaal

Teri yaad dil se jane nahi denge,
Tere jesa dost khone bhi nahi denge,

Sharafat se roz SMS kia karo warna,
Ek kaan k niche denge or rone bhi nahie denge

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