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I can’t give you a job.

Funny SMS November 6, 2009 Eshaal

Manager:
Sorry, but I can’t give you a job.
I don’t need much help.

Job Applicant: That’s all right.
In fact I’m just the right person in this case.

You will see, I won’t be of much help anyway!!

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We will now upgrade your brain

Funny SMS November 6, 2009 Eshaal

We will now upgrade your brain,
please wait….
Searching….
searching…
still searching….
Sorry,
NO BRAIN found…!

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Open with Love…

Funny SMS November 6, 2009 Eshaal

Open with Love…
If I disturb U
I am Sorry!
But I need
To Say
I…
Love…
Disturbing you…

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Boy U r d Sunshine

Funny SMS November 6, 2009 Eshaal

Boy U r d Sunshine
Of My Life !
Without U Life’s Like A
Dreamy Cloud !
U r In My Heart Like A
Lovely Drizzle In d Sun !
Girl: Now Go Further
I’ve 2 Listen More
Weather Report :p

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Sweets like me & nuts like you!!!

Funny SMS November 6, 2009 Eshaal

Think positive…
Look at the world as 1 huge chocolate cake.
It would not be complete without
a few sweets & nuts.

Sweets like me & nuts like you!!!

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