Husband: You know,
our son got his brain from me.

Wife: I think he did ,
I still got mine with me!

Astronomers say
“The universe is Finite…”
Which is a comforting
Thought
For those people ,
Who cannot remember
Where they leave Things

Girlfriend: And are you sure
you love me and no one else?

Boyfriend: Dead Sure!
I checked the whole list again yesterday

Man 1:
“I m Always Delighted
When People Stick Their
Noses In My
Business.”

Man 2:
“Why, What Do You Do?”

Man 1:
“i’ve A Company, Make
Tissue Papers …” ;->

A recently fired
stock trader said …

“This is worse than divorce…
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife…”