In a school function K.G boy started closing hi s Ears with both hands when a girl was about to start her speech..

His Teacher asked him: Why r u closing ur ears??

He replied.

“Actually she is the one whom I love..&  She is  gonna start her speech with “My dear brother & sisters..”

Angel-wat do u want?
Boy-a beautiful girl.
Angel-if u r muslim i’ll give u katrina.if u r hindu i’ll give u kareena………
if u r christian i’ll give u genelia,
whats ur name?
Boy-sheikh vinod fernandes
Angel-give him MEERA for trying to be over smart!!:D

Your Silly Silly Two Eyes Took
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away the REST Of My Heart
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The Rest Of My Heart Was
Taken Away By ur Silly Silly Two Eyes…!
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Samajh Nahi Aaya?
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Ab Aa Jaye Ga
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Tere Mast Mast Do Nain Mere Dil Ka Legaye Chain.
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Mere Dil Ka Legay Chain Tere Mast Mast Do Nain.

A Sweet Story.
Once a girl asked a boy:
Why we have units 2 measure weight,Height,Force,Speed,Distance etc.But nothing 2 measure Luv,Trust,Frndship.Why?
Boy thought for a while,took her in arms,
looked in her deep eyes and said:
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Dekh janu dimag mat kha!
Already physics mein supply hy….

Boy….
tum larkiyaan itni khabsorat kyn hoti hooo .
Girls..
kyn k ALLAH ney hum ko apney hatoon sey banaya hai
Boy….
bol tu aise rahi ho jesey hum net sey download howe hain