A silly Tourist

asked a boat guy:

Do you know Biology,

Psychology,

Geography,

Geology??

The Boat guy said:

No to all the Questions..

The tourist then said:

What the hell you know on the face of this earth??

You will die of illiteracy!!

After a while the boat started sinking, so

the boatman asked the tourist:

Do you know Swimology and Espology from Crocdilogy??

The tourist said: No!!

The boat guy replied:

Well you will drownology and crocodilogy will eat your

Assology and you will Dieology because of your Badmouthology! 😀 😀