Newly married women apni mom
ko call
krit h ,,
.
.
women : mom, kal raat meri
unse
ladaai ho gayi ,, .
.
mom – Koi baat nahi, Ye to
pati
patni ke beech hota hi hai ,,
.
.
women – Wo to thik h mom, par
ab
laash Ka kya Karu ?
.
.
mom – OLX pe bech de. . .

Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,

Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,

Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti.