College life with English movies..

Insult sms September 23, 2011 Eshaal

Principal- KINGKONG
Teacher- BLADE
Lab- PLANET OF APES
… Library- CHAMBER OF SECRETS
Canteen- FEELS LIKE HEAVEN
coleg Gate- AT THE WORLD’S END
Love- TITANIC
Syllabus- DEEP BLUE SEA
Model exams- STAR WARS
Internals- PRESTIGE
university Exam- WAR OF WORLDS
Invigilator- TERMINATOR
Result- JUDGEMENT DAY
Supply- DESTINY
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‘ALL PASS’- MISSION IMPOSSIBLE 😛

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Dictionary 2011:

Insult sms, Uncategorized September 22, 2011 Eshaal

MUHABBAT: is ke dam se resturants abad hain, 🙂

STUDENT: Mustqbil ka berozgar tabqa. 😀

PRDA: Jise larkiyan khirki pe dalti hain. 😉

BOOK: time paas krne ka zaria. 😀

DIL: Bagheir operation ap kisi ko de skte hain. :-p

COLLEGE: Tafreeh gaah. 😉

UNI: Last part of happy life. 😀

Marriage: Gunaho ki saza. 😀

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Latest Pakistani Girls and Boys Name

Funny SMS, Insult sms September 19, 2011 Eshaal

Pakistani qoum aj kal bijli ki yaad me bachon k naam rakh rahi hæ.

Darjazeil naam ab tak saamne aye hæn.

Ch.Transfarmor

Meter khan

Malik AC Awan

Khamba chohaan

Sardar generator saayen

Makhdoom UPS

Wapda Khan

Loadsheding shah

Dim Bijli Khan

Bijli Gul

Sheikh deepfreezer

larkiyoon k naam yeh hæn..

Istree Bano

Tublight Araa

Wiring khanam

Pankha Shahi

Miss U.P.S. . . . .

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Insult sms December 5, 2009 Eshaal

List of Funny insult sms / text messages, insult jokes, insult comments, rude insults and other friends insulting / teasing sms / text messages.

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I have lots of jokes in my inbox

Funny SMS, Insult sms November 11, 2009 Eshaal

I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I’m sending you just 1 joke
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“You are so beautiful”

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