A boy goes to see a dance.

His mom angrily asks him:
Did u see anything there that
u were not supposed to see?

Boy: yes, I saw dad!

A man sees a fat man
sitting in a train cabin.

Taunting, he asks:
Is this cabin for elephants only!

Fat man humbly replies:
No!Even monkeys like you can sit!

Major Rohail:
Dude EGGS are extra salty today�
Tooo much Salt..why?
.
.
Waiter:
Sir hen is suffring from high blood
Pressure

Soldier:Sir, we are surrounded!
Major:Excellent!
We can attack in any direction now!

Man standing on the scale,
holding his stomach in.
Wife:I do not think that is going to help.
Man:Sure it does. How else could I see the numbers?