I will kill u for free Funny SMS November 6, 2009 Eshaal i am a killer!i kill poople for money,i am a killer! i kill people for money,but ur my friend, so i will kill u for free of cost. Read More Leave a comment
I am beautiful, which tense is it? Funny SMS November 6, 2009 Eshaal A very old lady teacher of English ask this question with the class: When I say “I am beautiful”, which tense is it? One pupil answered: Its the past tense of course. Read More Leave a comment
When she is in problem again Funny SMS November 6, 2009 Eshaal Thought of the day: “if u help a gal when she is in problem, she will always remember u only when she is in problem again..!!” Read More Leave a comment
Wife:What is 10 years with me? Funny SMS, Wife SMS November 6, 2009 Eshaal Wife:What is 10 years with me? Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me? Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second Read More Leave a comment
Two devils came in 2 my dreams. Funny SMS, Insult sms November 6, 2009 Eshaal Two devils came in 2 my dreams. They said, “We want 2 disturb some good person.” I suggest them your name. They said, “We cannot disturb our boss.” Read More Leave a comment