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Man: Sir, my wife is missing.

Funny SMS, Wife SMS December 5, 2009 Eshaal

Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai,
police station me complain dijiyee.
Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare
kuch samajh nahin aa raha

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Dunia K 5 Mushkil Kam

Flirt SMS, Funny SMS, Love SMS, Miss You SMS December 5, 2009 Eshaal

Dunia K 5 Mushkil Kam
1. Murgi ko lipstik lagna
2.Hathi ko godh mein Bethana
3.Cakkroj Ko PyaR Kerna
4.Machar Ko KapRay Pehnana
and
5.Ap ko Bhool Jana!

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Mobile Dishes

Cool and Decent SMS, Funny SMS December 5, 2009 Eshaal

*Mobile Dishes*
Call= Chicken ka maza
SMS= Sabzi ka maza
MissCall= Daal ka maza
No Response=FAQA
Aaj kuch paka hai ya FAQA hai chaley ga –(‘;’)

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Far sighting of an old man

Funny SMS December 4, 2009 Eshaal

Once an old man was waiting for a train, sitting on a bench.
A young boy came to him and asked the time.
Old man refused to tell the time.
Boy insisted again & again but old man denied again & again.
Boy asked the reason?
Old man said if i tell you the time,
then you will ask about me,my name,job etc.
Then i will ask about you,both of us will be frank.
By chance you may get the seat with me.
Then you may get down at my station.
My daughter will come to receive me.
She will meet you. She is beautiful.
You may fall in love with her,she too.
Then she may insist to marry u, even may threaten me.
And i am sorry that
I dont want such a poor son in law
who hasn’t his own watch to see the time. ;-) :)

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Husband, wife & spare tyre

Funny SMS, Wife SMS December 3, 2009 Eshaal

HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further

M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….

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