Koi baat nahi janu tumhe zehar bhi mainay dia hai

Funny SMS September 18, 2011 Eshaal

Admi martay waqat Bivi say: Tumhari almari say 10 lakh ka set

mainay churaya tha or 50 lakh ki car b mene chori ki ti

Bivi: koi baat nahi janu tumhe zehar bhi mainay dia hai.

Funny SMS April 16, 2011 Eshaal

Makhi Or Mchar Ki Shadi Hoi:
Machar Kamre se bahr tehal rha tha.
us k dost na pocha bhir kay kr rhe ho andr jao
Machar:teri bhabi andar MORTEEN lga k bethi ha 🙂

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Biwi: Suniye Ji.

Funny SMS, Wife SMS April 16, 2011 Eshaal

Biwi: Suniye Ji.
Aap ka Dost Ik Pagal Larki Sy Shadi Kar raha hae.
Aap Osy Rokty Q nahi ?
Husband:
Main Q Roko?
Os kaminy ny Mujhy Roka tha kia..?

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Tujhay itne chance free main hi nahe diye

Funny SMS March 30, 2011 Eshaal

Tujhay itne chance free main hi nahe diye

Tendulkar

Saina Bhabhi ki farmaish thi k mere mekay walon ka khiyal rakhna … :p

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Pakistan vs India

Funny SMS March 29, 2011 Eshaal

Pakistan Vs INdia
who will llose the match?
1)india
2)Baharat
# HIndustan:-)

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