Here Some Of Wifey Collection:

1. Wife: Janu kya main tumhare sapnon me aati hu.
Husband: Nahi.
Wife: Kyun?
Husband: Main “hanuman chalisa” padh kar sota hu.

2. Unmarried boy: “Mujhe shaadi nahin karna. Mujhe sab aurato se darr lagta hai.”

Father: “Kar le beta, phir 1 hi aurat se darr lagega baaki sab achhi lagengi.”

3. Assistant: “Sir, Aap Office Mein Shadi-Shuda Aadmiyon Ko Hi Kyu Rakhte Ho?”

Boss: “Kyunki Unhe Beizzati Sehne Ki Aadat Hoti Hai Aur Ghar Jane Ki Jaldi Bhi Nahi Hoti”

4. Husband- “tere baap ki jaley par namak chidakne ki adat gayi nahi?”

Wife- kyo kya hua?

Husband- aaj fir se puch raha tha “Meri beti se shadi karke kush to ho na?

5. Touching story…
A husband and wife went for a walk. While walking husband got hurt by a stone and started bleeding. He looked at his wife, hoping she would tear her dupatta and tie it on the wound.

Wife looked in his eyes and said: Sochna bhi mat…
Designer piece hai.

6. A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for their anniversary and wife didn’t speak to him for 6 months.

Was the necklace FAKE? – No

That was the deal.

7. A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant. As the food was served, the husband said, “the food looks delicious, let’s eat.”

Wife: honey…..you say prayer before eating at home.

Husband: that’s at home sweetheart……here­ the chef knows how to cook.

8. Best Slogan on a MAN’s T-Shirt :

“Please Do Not Disturb me,
I am Married and already very Disturbed…”

9. Bhakt: Swami ji,
aisi Patni ko kya kahte h
jo Gori ho, Lambi ho, sundar ho, Inteligent ho, Pati ko samjhe, Or kabhi jhagda n kare?

Swami: Man ka Vaham kahte hain Beta, Man ka Vaham.

10. Husband ko Market Jaate hue
Wife ne paise dekar kaha: Kuchh Aisi Cheez Laana jis se main SUNDAR Dikhu.
Husband khud k Liye Whisky ki 2 Bottle Le Aaya.

11. Man : Sir, my wife is missing.
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Postman : Yeh post office hai, Police station nahi.
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Man: Oh sorry . .
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Sala khushi ke mare kaha jaau, samajh me nahi aa raha..