3 Movie tickets

Funny SMS, Wife SMS November 3, 2009 Eshaal

Husband: Today is sunday &
I have to enjoy it.

So i bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why three?

Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.

Leave a comment

Do u want to hear a dirty joke

Funny SMS November 3, 2009 Eshaal

Do u want to hear a dirty joke?
.
.
.
Are you sure?
.
.
.
Ok, here you go…
.
.
.
A white horse fell in the mud

Leave a comment

Neend mujhey raat bhar aati hai kam

Funny SMS November 3, 2009 Eshaal

Neend mujhey raat bhar aati hai kam ,
Shayad macharon ko bi mil gaya hai sanam

Leave a comment

Tujh bin zindagi ka tasawar hi nahi hai , Tere sang ho zindagi aisa bhi koi scene nahi hai, Iss dunya mein, tum he sab say haseen ho mein aur kahon jhot kitna, ke tum ko yaqeen ho

Funny SMS, Poetry SMS November 3, 2009 Eshaal

Tujh bin zindagi ka tasawar hi nahi hai ,
Tere sang ho zindagi aisa bhi koi scene nahi hai,

Iss dunya mein, tum he sab say haseen ho
mein aur kahon jhot kitna, ke tum ko yaqeen ho

Leave a comment

Rooz khawab mein nazar aatey ho tum

Funny SMS November 3, 2009 Eshaal

rooz khawab mein nazar aatey ho tum
kio mujhey neend mein bi daratay ho tum

Leave a comment