The human brain is most thing outstanding

Funny SMS November 4, 2009 Eshaal

The human brain is most outstanding thing…….
it functions 24hrs 365 days…..
it functions right from the time u r Born….
until you fall in love

Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, main shore macha dungi

Funny SMS November 3, 2009 Eshaal

Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, main shore macha dungi.
Boy:Lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai.
Girl: i know but formality to poori karni hi padegi..

Funny SMS November 3, 2009 Eshaal

Importance of thumb…

Children use it 4 chewing

Illiterate people use it 4 sign

Winners 4 victory
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My FANS use it 4 reading my messages
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Oh….u toooo?

Funny SMS November 3, 2009 Eshaal

twinkle Twinkle little star,
teri girl friend gaye bazar,

us ko mil gaya MAJNO ka pyar,
ab tu beth ker makhiyan maaar

Funny SMS November 3, 2009 Eshaal

Train main 1 machar 1 chinese k sar pe baitha,
woh usko pakar k kha gaya!

Phir 1 machar memon pe baitha,
us ne pakar k chinese say pocha:
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Khareedo gay?:D:D:D