A silly Tourist
asked a boat guy:
Do you know Biology,
Psychology,
Geography,
Geology??
The Boat guy said:
No to all the Questions..
The tourist then said:
What the hell you know on the face of this earth??
You will die of illiteracy!!
After a while the boat started sinking, so
the boatman asked the tourist:
Do you know Swimology and Espology from Crocdilogy??
The tourist said: No!!
The boat guy replied:
Well you will drownology and crocodilogy will eat your
Assology and you will Dieology because of your Badmouthology! 😀 😀