Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.

Funny SMS, Sardar SMS November 4, 2009 Eshaal

Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y did’nt u ecchanged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody
2 exchange in the lower birth..

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.

Sardar SMS November 3, 2009 Eshaal

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Don’t worry, I have a one more.