Sardar filed an application 4 divorce

Sardar SMS March 29, 2011 Eshaal

A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce.

Judge asked :
How will you divide, you have 3 children?

Sardar replied :
Ok! We will apply next year.

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass

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Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai

Funny SMS, Sardar SMS November 11, 2009 Eshaal

Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.
Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti ha

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An essay on cricket match

Funny SMS, Sardar SMS November 6, 2009 Eshaal

Teacher told all students
in a class to write an essay
on a cricket match.

All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote No match, due to rain!!!

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I will give both of them

Funny SMS, Sardar SMS November 6, 2009 Eshaal

Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many
coins I have in my pocket?
Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?
Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them

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